Do you realise that virtually every syllable you utter – and pretty much every word you write – is plagiarised (you got it from elsewhere without acknowledging your sources)?
Most of it you cobble together from formulas, habits, hearsay, automatic responses, gossip, and memes.
So much parrot-talk. So many malapropisms. So much bad grammar. And (worst of all) so many clichés!
You couldn’t be original if you tried.
The image? Dunno … off the internet somewhere.